What’s more fun than a free night out with the most famous person you’ve ever wanted to meet and you have their full attention the whole time? That’s right, a crying baby.
You may be confused, but I’m not. The reason that a crying baby is better is because this is a baby in my life and therefore a baby that is extremely important. Much more important than pretty much anything else you could mention. Not that it’s my baby, but I do hang out with this baby often. She’s pretty awesome. She doesn’t always cry, but she is good at it, so let her do her thing.
Luck you, it’s in slow motion. Watching it will be more like scientific research than anything else.
