How To Make a Horn with a Water Bottle

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Do you horn? Have you ever horned? Are you a horny person?

Crap. That totally went sideways with that last question. I had a good thing going, but then I had to ruin it. Unfortunately for all of us, I type in pen, so I can’t erase it. That’s just a bummer. I would probably rewrite it to say something like “Are you a horn person?’ instead. That sounds more like a simple question that would work for this post.

Anyway, if you aren’t a horny person, do your best to stay that way, because I know it’s going to be hard to not be horny after watching this video.

Today, I’m showing you how to make a horn out of a water bottle. Now you can do it many, many different ways and my way might not be the one for you. Shoot, it might not even work for you if you try my way, but it worked for me. That’s the important part. It worked for ol’ number one. At least in the video it did, and the video is real. Videos on the internet are never fake, right?… right? I wouldn’t lie to you, would I? Do I look like the type of person that would lie to you? OK, maybe I do. But do you feel like I’ve ever lied to you? I didn’t think so. It’s all in your head, baby. All in your head. No, don’t listen to your friends. They’re lying because they’re jealous. You can trust me, babe. You can always trust me. I would never lie. Never ever.

Check out my horn!

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