I’m not sure what a “masturbation session” is. Wait, no. I mean I know what masturbating is. It’s the “masturbating session” that I’m not sure about. What can occur in a session? Is a session a singular yank, or multiple yanks? Can you take a break in a session and continue on later while still calling it the same session?
There are so many questions to be asked. Just in the time of writing that opening paragraph I thought of two questions, which means I’m sure others could think of more.
Anyhoo, the reason I ask these important questions is because today I’m talking about this man, Masanobu Sato. He holds the record for longest masturbation session. His record time is 9 hours and 59 minutes. Just a shade under 10 hours. I can’t even imagine what kind of chafing he goes through, and he must have the most amazing stamina in his arm.
His girlfriend helps him out… by timing him. No she doesn’t actually help him out, she sews dresses instead. It sounds like they were meant to be.
Do you think you can break the record? No need to tell me if you do.
