If you have ever been stuck on a freeway, then you’ve probably experienced the shoulder drivers. People that decide to pass on the shoulder, because they have diarrhea. Anyway, one day I was stuck in a mess because of an attempted suicide (HERE if you want to see the jump) where they closed the freeway while I was on it.
After a couple of people got tired of waiting and passed on the shoulder, it unleashed a mass of people blocking the shoulder for emergency vehicles.
Finally, a lone small car decided he had seen enough. He slid his car over into the shoulder, but didn’t move faster than traffic. They began to back up on the shoulder, with very red faces.
