There are so many reasons for me to fight you. I can count at least 50 right now. I wouldn’t even doubt if I went over 50, just because.
I mean, just look at you? Why would I need to give you a verbal reason for wanting to kick your ass when a mirror does the job for me? You take a moment to look into one and you will understand. You will understand pretty quickly. It’s not just because you suck. It’s because you are who you are, and that’s not ok. Don’t be that person that I have to deal with.
In the meantime, I have this handy list, this collection, this written and verbal statement of reasons you should be on the ground, with my fist right in your face. It’s not a pretty list, not pretty at all, but it is a list. A complete list.
These are the Top 5 Reasons I’ll Fight You: