Every four years the sporting world is aflutter with hype and excitement. The most corrupt organization since FIFA has chosen your city to host a corporate event! Your city will be plastered with logos! Your citizens will be able to buy products for twice the amount they did the week before! You also get bragging rights. Kind of.
As these ol’ em picks go on, we want to make sure those participating know we support them. They’ve done nothing but be the best. It’s too bad they aren’t rewarded like it.
Anyway, since these summer time sport games are so coated in corporate fear, we can’t actually say the name without risking a Cease and Desist letter. It might damage the brand, guys. THE BRAND!
However, we can say lots of other stuff without worry. Here is a list of The Top 5 Things I Can Say About The Summer Games That Won’t Get Me A Cease And Desist Letter: