How To Drive in Los Angeles Vol. 11

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How To Drive in Los Angeles Vol 11

Why would anyone want to walk in Los Angeles when you could hop in a car and get your blood boiling in just a few turns?

That’s why we, the people of Los Angeles, don’t just enjoy out traffic, we encourage it. We all do our best to make sure that the zipper move never works when merging. We stop people from even thinking about getting into another lane, even if theirs is closing in 100 feet. We go ahead and “squeeze in” on every light, because red actually means turn. It’s what we do, it’s who we are. It’s something you can’t fight, you can only join.

Have fun out there. I wish you the best in all your travels, especially if it’s rush hour, because you won’t be┬ámoving at all.

Here’s number 11:

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